Good Lawd.

Okay, we all know about Emily and Jacob and Bella and Matthew.
And they aren't tragic names, they're just really, really, really, really popular.

But according to the new "Baby Names 2007" list that's out:

Also popular in 2007 were names for girls that were based on spiritual and philosophical concepts. Rising to No. 31 was Nevaeh, or "heaven" spelled backwards; it previously ranked 43rd. Also represented in 2007 were Destiny at 41; Trinity at 72; Serenity at 126; Harmony at 315 and Miracle at 461. Cutting against the trend was Armani at 971.
Parents were less likely to name their sons based on spiritual concepts, although the 2007 list includes Sincere at 622 and Messiah at 723.

Inconceivable! The 461st most popular name is the name of the horse in "Princess Bride."
Prepare to die.

Armani is a fashionable 971st in the girls' list. Wow.

[Reading, reading, reading.]

..."includes Sincere at 622 and Messiah at 723."

[Shakes fist at sky, weeps softly.]