TOS

One of the greatest opening credit sequences in MST history.

[The soundtrack is a song that sounds a lot like "What Do You Get When You Fall in Love?"]
Crow, singing to the tune: "What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perditionnnnnn."

[Car zooms down the road in opening credits.]
Mike: "So long, Foul Deceiver!"
Crow: "Bon voyage, Onerous Spinner of Lies!"
Servo: "Hasta luego, Maverick-driving Clootie!"
Mike and Crow: "Yeah, righ --- clootie?"
Servo: "Yeah, it's Scottish. I looked it up."


"Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub!"
"Get off the road, Man Goat!"

Gas Station Guy: "There's more to this town than meets the eye."
Guy: "Like what?"
Gas Station Guy: "Like murder."
Guy: "Murder?"
Gas Station Guy: "Yep. Farmer up the road got killed by a pitchfork last week."
Guy: "They catch the guy?"
Mike, as the Gas Station Guy: "Nope. I'm still at large."