PSA

My mother has taught me many things, among them:

"Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas."

"Well, if they don't want you at their slumber party, they aren't your true friends."

"He doesn't want to go out with you because he's intimidated by you."

and the ever-popular, fantastically hilarious, "Be careful tonight. There's a lot of cops out there."

She recently informed me that my blog contains too many dirty words, and I "have such a fine command of the English language that I ought to be able to come up with a different way to say certain things."

Fine. No more cussing.

(Sigh. I gotta make this blog password-protected.)