Funny.

You know how people who were raised Catholic can not attend Mass for 50 years,
not believe a word the Church says, and yet...
they still get ashes on Ash Wednesday, or they still won't eat meat on Fridays?

Well, there's this guy I work with like that. Never goes to Mass, etc.
So last night we were talking, and one of the gals I work with said, "Let's order cheese pizza
tomorrow. It's Friday, and we can't eat meat."

And this guy said, "Oh, whatever! I'll eat meat. Big deal. But --- but---- I do not, will not
eat meat on Good Friday. But that's the only Friday."

Immediately, without missing a beat, this girl (who's not exactly known for being clever) says, "Oh, yeah,
J. That's great. That's -- that's the Gates of Heaven right there. That'll get you in."